Parenthetical

Extra details inserted into a sentence (spoken or written). Usually the details are just relevant enough to be included, even though everything would be perfectly clear (though possibly less interesting) without them.

Everything in (parethesis) is a parenthetical, for example: "I have no regrets, thank God (and praise Satan)."

by Jollygoodsir September 29, 2015

Co-Parenting

Sharing the duties of bringing up your child(ren) even though you both hate each other.

The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.

All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...

'How is the co-parenting going mate?'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018

parentitis

A horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. There is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. It can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. The disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. In young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.

My mum contracted parentitis last week, and I can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, GOTTARUNBYE.

by Darkstripe Blueflame January 28, 2016

Parentdestroyer

To curb stomp an orphan on playdoh

Yo that orphan nigga just got parentdestroyer’d

by ChavezDude33 January 31, 2022

in loco parentis

In the place of a parent

Mulligan : "... And I got y'all knuckleheads in loco parentis, I'm joining the rebellion, 'cause I know it's my chance to socially advance, instead of sowin' some pants, I'm gon' take a SHOT"

by PJSans February 24, 2021

parentheses

things you can add around a number to indicate messages.

Lol who else has (0) in their inbox?

put those fine parentheses around a number like a great big hug. one you're not getting from any of your friends and/or followers/fans.

by v0ld3m0rt December 31, 2010

Parenthesis

Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.

"So put the parenthesis here?"
"Yeah"
"Aight Thanks"

by ajj0017 December 19, 2014