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opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.
I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.
by Snowchick December 13, 2017
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
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Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.
"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"
by MrRusso March 7, 2022
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paint job

A kinky act that involves a girl drenching her entire nude body with buckets of various paint colors, and then proceeding to use her body to paint various parts of your house (leaving boob prints, ass prints, etc.). The result is a masterpiece to behold.
"My girl was feeling pretty kinky today so she gave my entire wall a fresh new paint job!"
*shows picture*
"WOAH! WHAT A MASTERPIECE!"
by Obv troll is obvious April 11, 2021
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ice cream paint job

when a bunch of horny dude cover a single woman head to toe completely in cum
" it was great we gave her and ice cream paint job "
by miny me November 28, 2023
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Lead-Paint Job

From Tidewater Pidgin and Qarsherskiyan English, a Lead-Paint Job means a shooting. It is inferred that paint means blood and lead means lead bullets in this case, when pondering the origin of the term, which first surfaced by at least 1998 in downtown Newport News, VA from the slang and terminology of a now irrelevant gang that was mostly comprised of Qarsherskiyan Vodou practitioners.
There was a terrible Lead-Paint Job at Richneck Elememtary and a 6-year-old nearly ended his teacher, bloody awful, eh?
by Bad News VA ain't that bad March 13, 2025
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