kittens and puppies

The young, enthusiastic interns and new hires fresh out of school who want to take your job. Kittens are girls. Puppies are boys.

EMPLOYEE 1: Oh, the kittens and puppies in the summer intern program are so cute, I just want to take them home and cook them a hot meal!

EMPLOYEE 2: Cute, sure. But they'll kill you in your sleep and eat you if they think they can get away with it.

by Eegah! June 21, 2010

Dead Puppies

When someone verbalizes something that leaves you with an extremely disturbing mental image, you may reply "Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies" because the mental image of dead puppies is not a disturbing as the one the speaker left you with.

Mum: Your father and I had sex for 3 hours last night
Me: Oh Mum, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies

by Vixen_Down_Under November 26, 2013

Killing-Puppies-Music

This is the nickname that is given to the "Metal" music genre by those who appreciate real music instead of this false genre which can barely be referred to as "Music". It is given this name because the music itself is just as horrible as killing puppies.

People will often try to defend their so called "Music" in every possible way because they are too afraid to realise that it is not music, as their whole world of hating and suicidal behavior will have been wasted.

Emo: *Starts playing metal*
Normal Person 1: Dude what the hell is that noise?! My ears are bleeding!
Normal Person 2: Killing-Puppies-Music.

by JheeBz July 21, 2009

air out these puppies

when a girl is butt naked, and she opens her arms and shakes her titties, to air them out.

girl: "Phew it was hot in there, i gotta air out these puppies!"

by sweatty balls in your mouth April 1, 2010

Kicking Puppies

To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;

Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.

Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."

"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."

by timeMuse February 4, 2013

blush puppies

While your girlfriend is menstruating, shove large amounts of flour and/or corn starch into her lady parts. With the resulting batter create small clumps and fry in oil. These fried balls are called blush puppies.

"I was on my period last night, so Jimmy fucked me in the ass and we made BLUSH PUPPIES after!"

by Brine Meech March 12, 2010

eating puppies

The act of consuming cute little dogs, often considered extremely manly and un-gay.

Person A: Bro, I'm seriously considering eating puppies.

Person Gay: What?!!??!?!

Person A: Dude, don't be gay.

by Cadillac Jones June 21, 2010