pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

Pressed Ham

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......

To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....

by NJ April 27, 2003

pressed fruit bowl

As above. Is particularly impressive when the buttocks and arsecrack are employed. The Australian "panel van" style of car is a favorite with exponents of this sport.

"yeh, it was grouse! Simmo done a pressed fruit bowl out the back of the Sandman - I reckon those people in the funeral procession woulda freaked!"

by Cockbreath March 17, 2003

pressed out

1) A colorful term used to describe a person laying across the roadway, or ground, after being ran over by a motorize vehicle (car, pickup, 18 wheeler, etc).

2) How a person would appear on the ground, or any other surface, after they got the crap knocked out of them by someone else.

A) Last week, Ms. Tammy told me at work that her neighbor was "pressed out" along the driveway of his residence, after his girfriend found out that he was cheating on her with another man.

B) During the high school football game, a fight almost broke out between two crosstown rivals when the hometeam's quarterback was "pressed out" on the turf, by the visiting team's defensive end.

by Mojack B. May 10, 2008

Pressed Fruit Bowl

Someone spreads the cheeks of the butt against a piece of glass (i.e. a window) and proceeds to poop... it will flare out and look like a bowl of brown fruit that's been pressed against the glass

I was at a stop light and the woman next to me kept staring, so I dropped my drawers and showed her a pressed fruit bowl

by IIxHoLLiStEr7xII May 13, 2005

pressed elephant

When a male lowers his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, then proceeds to press his genitals against glass. This resembles an elephant pressed into the glass.

As the car full of frat boys drove past me, one of them gave me the pressed elephant.

by yooL June 16, 2016

pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013