Ace: Did you watch the Presidential Debate?
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!
Via: Yes. It was the best circus show I've seen since 89. Two elephants, too!
by Ace Phillips November 04, 2020
A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.
"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."
by marydelta February 05, 2016
Also known as the stonewall. The act of putting one's mate upside down against a stone wall, and vigorously thrusting the male member within the confines of her ass. Refers to president Jackson's nickname: "stonewall".
Dude, that chick is so different during sex.
Yea dude. That chick'll even go for a nice hot presidential jackson.
Yea dude. That chick'll even go for a nice hot presidential jackson.
by Adam Pickett October 06, 2006
by iangoeth July 31, 2005
When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
A president, presidential candidate or cabinet member who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker.
Obama's lying and hypocrisy has reached such levels that he is now classified as a "Presidential Douchebag".
by TruthSayer2451 September 10, 2009
1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.
2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.
2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006