Presidential Debate

A couple of Satan-worshipers sittin up there trying to convince us all how "Christian" they are.

ROFLMMAO- ^__^ lolol...

by joke October 13, 2004

Presidential Salute

A blow job that is given to a man that is not your boyfriend, Could be someone elses boyfriend, but is not yours!

I gave her man the presidential salute last night!

by scorpio 1 February 24, 2006

Presidential Ride

Painting your dick like the American flag, and then let a bitch go for a ride

"At the July 4th party i found this bitch and took her on a presidential ride"

by Luigi EAMMY April 18, 2010

Presidential handshake

The act of grabbing a female's genitals against her will. (Commonly referred to as sexual assault/sexual battery)

Mr Trump has tiny orange elf hands, but be that as it may he is famous for his presidential handshake.

by DonnyTBag November 10, 2016

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.

"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."

by marydelta September 24, 2016

Presidential Jackson

Also known as the stonewall. The act of putting one's mate upside down against a stone wall, and vigorously thrusting the male member within the confines of her ass. Refers to president Jackson's nickname: "stonewall".

Dude, that chick is so different during sex.
Yea dude. That chick'll even go for a nice hot presidential jackson.

by Adam Pickett October 6, 2006