Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it

"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"

by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024

Poutine Law

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.

"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.

by Pankakezz March 11, 2020

Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them

Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.

by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024

Poutine

After a girl gets a fresh bukkake. Someone then comes up and takes a liquid diarrhea shit on her giving her the look of cheese curds and gravy

We went crazy last night. We gave that girl some fresh poutine

by Porkchopulous December 15, 2019

Get the sand out of your poutine

“Get the sand out of your pussy” (stop complaining/being a bitch), but a softened version for Canadians

“Stop insulting Canadian treasure RJ Barrett, ey?”

“Dude, get the sand out of your poutine.”

by RespectableCanadian69 July 30, 2024

Alabama Poutine

A container of fries covered in semen

I gave Dave a large plate of Alabama Poutine

by Johnny Caviar March 27, 2024

Andy G Hand Poutine

A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).

Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine

by Supreme Meme Lord January 3, 2019