Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019

Porkchop

A nickname primarily used in south-east England referring to males called Callum.

Mate 1: Oh look it’s Callum!

Mate 2: No Mate 1 Didn’t you hear his nickname is Porkchop.

by Jeebel May 23, 2019

cold porkchop

The act of getting stoned out of your mind before a quick break and reaching the epitome of your marijuana high and have started to fall back in to the corporeal world.

Man 1: I just quick cold porkchop!
Man 2: But you just got high.
Man 1: Yeah but not again!

by Medical Distress June 4, 2017

porkchop

a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym

boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?

by Sexydimma May 4, 2012

Mexican porkchop

When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose

Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop

by Harry Carry November 15, 2011

Prince Porkchop

A cool nickname for a portly,rotund fellow. A generic name for any random fat fucker.

Check out Prince Porkchop over there choking down that Tripple Whopper like someone's gonna steal it.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Porkchop

A type of meat made out of pigs

Hey mom whats for dinner its porkchop sweetie

by Zed my man October 19, 2023