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Pirate shot

When you take a shot straight out of the champagne bottle. You must drink fast (less than one second) like taking a shot until your mouth is full. If a proper Pirate Shot is taken some champagne should be coming out of your mouth. A modified Pirate Shot can be done with someone else giving you a Pirate Shot. IT IS NOT JUST WATERFALLING.
“Katy just grabbed the champagne and took a crazy Pirate Shot!”

“Edmond sucks at Pirate Shots.”
by ScurvyCat September 28, 2019
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Pirate President

A lawless and anarchistic head of state, voted into office who breaks apart from the lawful government and begins to demonstrate the deep greed, rage and nihilism dwelling within, all empowered by the passivity and naivety of the masses.
The Pirate President has shown that he has no loyalties and he will continue to plunder all that is America until we stop him.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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sperm pirate

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.
Example#1: I met this really hot 35 year old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a sperm pirate.
by Cynthia H. August 23, 2007
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Moonlight pirates

Someone who is "straight by day, gay by night". Lurking in moonlight, looking for some fun.
Deep in the night, I am looking for some fun. Moonlight Pirates
by Raunchy cowboy May 1, 2020
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emo pirate

A phrase popularized by the Corner Pocket webcomic community. An Emo Pirate is usually a teenager with the oh-so-unique "myspace" haircut - black and blue/red, slathered over one eye like an eyepatch. According to the experts, true Emo Pirates use Kraken ink to get the eyepatch just right.

One can immediately identify an Emo Pirate captain by the presence of more makeup and tighter pants than the other males. Legendary captains like Sadbeard and Jack Scarrow have been known to possess the infamous "double eyepatch," where both eyes are completely covered.

If one is confronted by an Emo Pirate, the best choice of action is to direct a can of bear spray into the bare eye. In the event of being out of bear spray, simply scream "YARR, matey!," and run.
Emo Pirate: "Hey, has anyone seen my Hawthorne Heights album? I need to cut myself with it."

Normal Individual: "YARR, matey!"
by Dylan Evans August 2, 2006
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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

To go kicking evil's ass whenever there's a scare.
He’s got a mean lean katana and some cool facial hair.
And Whenever there is trouble he's gonna be right there!
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Now who’s the Samurai robot who always wins?
The Swashbuckling Savior who’ll absolve your sins?
Who Traveled back in time and chopped off Hitlers head?
Who won the civil war and came back from the dead?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

In three days time he'll rise again.
When it comes to acting stealthy he scores a ten!
Instead of Chinese stars he throws unlevened bread!
Then he drinks a pint of spirits straight to his head.
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Who diced up Pol Pot like Teriaki Steak?
Who gave the great Ghangis Kahn all that he could take?
Who used his massive cyborg arm to crush the Axis dead?
Who pumped the Germans in the Rhine full of Pirate lead?
Who kung fu kicks anyone who sells mind altering drugs?
Who'll infect a robber with scurvy for everyone he mugs?
He’s Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus!
Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus is better than all other Jesuses.
by GrogMcGee January 20, 2009
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Road Pirate

A road pirate is a person that is employed by the state to steal money from you as you drive. They can be spotted hiding behind signs, parking lots or speeding past you on the road. Their cars are equipped with sirens and lights to scare you into pulling over when they are behind you. Their cars also have cages in them where they will place you to transport you to a larger cage.
I was stopped by a road pirate today while driving to work. He said I was speeding and threatened to put me in a cage unless I sent money to his employers.
by krazimu May 10, 2014
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