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PETA

PETA, also known as People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, are hardcore vegans hat will not eat meat. They say they protect and help animals, mostly by euthanasia , which doesn't really help. They don't want you to have pets, they want you to die from not having full fledged protein.
Oh, Karen? She's a hardcore PETA supporter.
by CatInTheFishBowl April 23, 2019
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PETA

PETA aka People for the Ethnical Treatment of Animals is a animal right group composed mainly of vegitarians and vegans. PETA is an extremist group who use somewhat violent and obscene tactics to benefit animal abuse and veggie causes.
Paul and Linda McCartney showed up at the PETA demonstration, they were going to help save the whales.
by hippychicky July 29, 2003
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PETA

Pussy
Eating
Tits and
Ass
For the Locals, This is so descriptive.
by 232343325425435435 June 10, 2006
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PETA

People for the
Erotic
Treatment of
Animals
a.k.a. dirty,pig-fucking hippies
by crappy earth day March 16, 2005
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PETA

PETA has the right idea, but they tend to do a lot of stupid shit. Just because people hate PETA doesn't mean they have to be little bastards and bludgeon baby seals to death like HankanatorX. PETA isn't the only animal rights organization you know.
Vegans and people who care about animals don't always support PETA
by x_Summer_x April 9, 2006
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PETA

The largest unified coalition of dumb blondes the world has ever seen.
Oh my god, like, we have to like, totally help all the poor cute animals who are like, totally being abused by evil scientists and stuff.
by Amall June 10, 2006
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PETA

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (if you ask them), or maybe Pusillanimous Egregious Terrorist Assholes. In cahoots with (or is an alternative front for) the Animal Liberation Front, or ALF. (Assholes Live Forever?)

An extremist organisation on at least the same plane as the various stripes of frankenfearmongers. They are against the use of animals in medical experimentation ... until they get seriously sick themselves, when the use of medicines tested on animals is suddenly AOK. (To take just one example, the organisation's vice-president Mary Beth Sweetland is diabetic and has no problem taking insulin, thereby knowingly using a technology already tested on dogs and rodents. Check it out.) In the name of the rights of animals being raised on fur farms for their pelts they will often set said creatures "free" ... without a moment's thought for either the safety of the "liberated" creatures after a lifetime being tended in a cage, or their impact on the local environment. They have no objection to firebombing anyone they don't believe loves animals as much as they do, or indeed booby-trapping the cars said people drive. They howl at dog pounds and other such for euthanasing animals, while their own organisation is much given to doing the same to the beasties it takes into "care". They terrorise anyone they like without bothering to so much as debate with them or wish them the time of day ... but just wait for one of these "animal-loving" parasites to end up under a cop's baton and listen to them howl about their civil rights. Obviously someone forgot to tell them when they were growing up that deeply unhip old maxim that rights come with responsibilities.

PETA supporters think it's cool that lions chase down wildebeest on the grasslands of Africa, although obviously that's gonna change when they all become citizens with full rights ... a farmer shooting rabbits that are coming for his lettuce, on the other hand, is the spawn of Satan. They enjoy comparing farms to Nazi death camps. I'm sure that goes down a treat with all those Jews, gays and other such folk out there. PETA consists of a rabble of mentally unstable adolescents along with an upper crust of ageing hippies and a few celebrities, at least some of whom should, one would think, be older and wiser. One of their members, model Joanna Krupa, has claimed she'd rather go naked than wear fur ... that makes two of us, darling. You first.

Best thing to do with them is to drop them into a pit full of hungry lions and see how many articles of their manifesto they manage to recite before they have an educational experience.
Might I suggest that PETA finds a better way of loving animals than hating humans?
by Fearman January 3, 2008
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