peen press

When a man thrusts his pelvis foward towards a woman/man in order for the other person to feel their "junk"

This is not always done intentionally. There is such a thing as an "accidental peen press"
Kevin: "Dude Amy's fuckin hot I think im gonna peen press her, 20 % chance she'll like it, 80 % chance she'll be offended"

Amy: "like... Kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn't feel a thing... awkward"
by BAAD July 24, 2011
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Peen Bean

A performance enhancing drug used to maximize the size and control of one's E Peen.
Let's meet up and game. I have a pocket full of Peen Beans
by E-Peen Harry March 23, 2021
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Bear Peen

while getting your bare penis touch by a red headed female
Pierce vaughn got some bear peen from a red head
by BearPeen February 23, 2011
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e-peen

e - meaning online
peen - short for penis

A person's ego, pertaining exclusively to their online personality.

e.g. a big e-peen = a big online ego.

Unlike rl-peens (i.e. a real life penis), e-peens are 'flexed', brandished, whipped around, (or otherwise used) with unfailing regularity.

Another difference between e-peens and rl-peens are that e-peens can shrink and grow exorbitantly, i.e. more than a regular penis would with an erection.
By saying that all those players are nubs, you are just flexing your e-peen.
by Graft January 5, 2008
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Pushing Peen

A term in which a homosexual grandmother dressed like 28 year old trapper pushes P. P means P. You can know it just not understand it.
Meaning of pushing peen

Tyrone: “what’s good slime love all the time
Gunna: “Nothing much slatt, Just suckin on some 🅿️
by Pushing Peen January 19, 2022
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Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.
1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.
by PeenMeister April 4, 2009
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