Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
by Manbearpug April 12, 2016
A funny anti joke on the movie lost that basically means calm the f**k down, but really in the movie it was an inside joke
Person 1: MY EXAMS TOMORROW AND IM FREAKIN OUT
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
Person 2: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?
Person 1: (Confused) What do you mean.
Person 2: (Repeats) (( and the conversation is over))
by Handlebars22 April 11, 2016
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When you take a nasty poop and you use the bidet and it still didn't get all of it ....so you have to turn the bidet on and reach underneath and scrub with your left hand
Why is there a big Gulp cup in the bathroom at 7-11? Oh. You have never had a Pakistani Middleman have you?
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