The Devil's Coffee Pot

A particularly bad smell, usually associated with flatulence.

"Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'

by JimiTheSaint September 16, 2010

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you turn the heating up and slip your woman a length whilst she is on the blob and roll around in a blood, sweat and spunk smoothie that drips from her flange like a leaky tap. Results may vary dependant on how tight the plumbing unit is.

It was hot in the house and she was on her period so I gave her an Impaler's Hot Pot.

by thefoetus September 6, 2016

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

Robert's Gumbo Pot

When a man shits in a Gumbo Pot and throws it in a body of water.

Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

Shit's off the pot

Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."

Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.

by pwnb0t July 21, 2009

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐

Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot

by Kirby fucin guard March 22, 2021