mary owings

Mary Owings aka Mary Alice Owings is a female madly in love with a male called Joel Owings. Three things that define Mary Alice Owings is the most honest/onery smile you could ever imagine, the biggest most caring heart nobody could ever see except a Joel Owings because,well it's full of perverse sneaky, lying fucks, well-known to be karma's strike, the sweetest person ever known to the world, a secret weapon only used by a Joel Owings.

That Mary Owings only belongs with the Joel Owings

by Freyamaryalice January 13, 2022

Meh-orning

Short for a morning that is just meh. To be used in replace of good morning because not all mornings are good

Person A: Good morning!
Person B: Meh-orning. My coffee is cold.

by Palindrome Emordbilap August 29, 2025

Mr. Owings

this guys is the best computer science teacher i know, he's very helpful and has an amazing music taste and has a hat for every situation

"Damn Mr. Owings is really nice"
"I know right?"

by qwerrrtyuioop June 13, 2022