Driveway Ornament

a) a car that is so expensive, you wouldn't dare drive it; instead you just showcase it to the rest of the neighborhood in your driveway.

b) a car that is such a bucket, that you've given up on it, so it just sits gathering rust, vermin, and the occasional stoner.

a) My neighbor bought a new Mercedes-Benz S65 AMG last year. I swear, the car hasn't moved since he drove it home from the dealership back in May. I swear, it's become a Driveway Ornament.

b)
Guy 1: Hey, is that your Dad's Impala outside?
Guy 2: yeah, but it doesn't work anymore.
Guy 1: has it achieved Driveway Ornament status yet?
Guy 2: most definitely, bro.

by ManWhoDrivesAnAcura January 8, 2015

trunk ornament

A Body Piercing or multiple body piercings located in the area one might usually find a Tramp Stamp.

aka Boot Ornament

"Damn girl, that's no tramp stamp. That's a full blown Trunk Ornament!"

by Pseudonomicon June 11, 2016

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Hood Ornament

A common phrase for clitoral piercings.

The woman with the hood ornament had to be patted down by security because the metal detector went absolutely nuts.

by Dragonslayerr12 October 12, 2021

Alabama oak ornament

A term commonly used to describe a lynched African American in the southern united states, possibly meant to replace black faced lawn jockeys.

That nigger's gonna end up an Alabama oak ornament iffin' he don't keep his little pickininnies outta my melon patch!

by Cosmond June 4, 2018