Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.

Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks

by Shafe98 July 13, 2018

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Murky Pond

A Murky pond is the act of creating a cup from you scrotum by stretching it to create a receptacle for fluid, that your friend can drink from usually beer or your choice of spirit.

For losing the bet James had do a murky pond from Josh while his mates cheered him on.

by Richard BeanRichard BeanRichar March 19, 2019

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The Mill Pond

The act of a woman lying on the bed with her legs spread while a man jumps into her vagina

Big Mike got the Mill Pond last night

by Filgo September 7, 2016

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Pudge pond

A mass of obese people dripping with greasy sweat congregating in areas such as shopping centers or sporting events.

I have to wade through a pudge pond, just to get a frozen pizza.

by Barbarian_cajun_sandwhich September 18, 2016

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Snake Pond

A shady, business transaction surprisingly gone bad with the potential of violence.

A venomous place.

A very unwelcome reception on the prospect of business, or even friendship.

Those of whom who deceptively seek gain in their home turf.

Raekwon's rap song "Snake Pond".

"Went to go see a potential client, never knew I was steppin' into a snake pond!"

"He got his shit jacked! Stepped in this here snake pond....SON!"

Yeah, don't go over there. Straight up Snake Pond!

by GUnitsLexicon May 12, 2012

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