Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.

“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender”

by frickfungus December 18, 2017

Borderline Sex Offender

Something that you call your mom. Go. Go tell your mom shes a Borderline Sex Offender. she'll love it!!!

Dad your such a Borderline Sex Offender.

by PenInMyAss June 19, 2020

sense offender

(Noun) - A sense offender is someone who is offensive or unpleasant to the basic human senses (sight, smell, hearing etc.). This could include being loud at a late hour, having really bad flatulence and not excusing yourself, or anything that someone might find grotesque and undesirable.

Friend 1: "He was yelling about his disgusting farts really loud last night while we were all trying to sleep."

Friend 2: "Yeah he was definitely being a sense offender ."

by true45 June 2, 2017

public offender

A person not prone to using politically correct words.

Mark is an equal opportunity offender. He has insulted everyone in the office so we call him our public offender.

by Monte R June 21, 2007

Nose Offender

when someone smells so bad (whether it be body odor, a lingering fish smell, etc.) that you have basically become a smelly super villain

That girl is such a nose offender.

by hkz2345 November 17, 2015

Dick offender

A women who offends male genitals

She looks so ugly! What a dick offender.

by Youknowit!! October 21, 2016

Snitch offender

An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.

Did you see Mike, he walked in a crowd and everyone pulled out the phone what a snitch offender.

by bushlight September 28, 2017