october 29

the day that you tell your tallest friend who your crush is

person: "Oh, it's october 29, you'd better go tell *insert name of individual's tallest friend* who your crush is"

by xXEmuSlayer69Xx October 28, 2019

October 29

October 29 National Don’t Pronounce your “R’s” Day. You have to pronounce it as a “W”.

Me: Hey You’re Looking Pwetty Thicc Today.

Friend: Why are you talking like that.

Me: It’s October 29

by Yung Scrimz October 28, 2019

October 29

Give a girl your hoodie day

Girl: hey its october 29
Boy: ugh here

by Skskskskksvsco October 28, 2019

October 29

October 29 is a national holiday when you cry yourself to sleep..sometimes that’s everyday

John:it’s October 29th, which means it’s cry yourself to sleep day!
Mark:oh well that’s everyday for me
John:..oh..well..

by GreyRex October 29, 2020

October 29

National... shortest friend in the friend group slaps the tallest friend in the friend group day.

Shortest friend: *to tallest friend* Yo, it’s October 29, bend down so I can slap the shit out of you

Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings

by Okiphionlopick October 29, 2019

October 29

National Sit a guy's face Day

Guy: oh boy it's October 29th

by RandoPotato October 29, 2022

October 29

lick an ity day

“ it’s october 29th” hey it’s lick an ity day!

by virgin power October 29, 2019