Land Otter

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'

when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds

by hussonlax November 14, 2010

Chinaman's otter

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.

George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.

by Goochmasterflash March 21, 2009

Mini Otter

A small gay hairy man who claims to have a 4.4 inch peepee

Barry Scott: "OMFG is that a mini otter?!"

Jimmy Smithel: "Wow I've never seen one in the wild before!"

by Juicy_Wuicy July 2, 2020

Otter Mothering

Saving the last little bits of food on your plate (usually the best bits of steak), for your significant other, because you think they’ll enjoy it more.

Derivation: This term is derived from observations of the feeding patterns of otters at wildlife sanctuary otter enclosures

Me: would you like my leftover steak? I’m full up
You: you’re just otter mothering me

Me: no, I’m really not hungry any more
You: oh alright then

by Fifi Mama January 3, 2021

dead otter

1. - Dead sea mammal
2. - stool of immense proportions

Nick : "hey bone check out this shit"
Bone: "mate thats wrong... its a dead otter"

by Jimbo and the master mixers January 20, 2004

Otter Pop

A frozen popsicle treat that comes in a long plastic tube. It's like one of those push-pops only better, because it's the dessert of choice for otters worldwide. Like crack on a summer day, only it's legal. Don't forget to drink the juices after you're done!
Some women in Alaska choose to pleasure themselves with otter pops because they're used to frozen Eskimo cawk and they crave it at inopportune times.
Description of taste: Sex and Candy

Little Timmy: "Watching Sally suck on that otter pop is making my pants heavier and I like it."

Bill Cosby: "WAH-HUH-DUB-DEEDLE-DIP-DOO, say, why don't they make otter pops in puddin' flava?"

by Aviator518 March 30, 2009

otters breath

The first hit from a nitrous oxide canister before it gets really cold, because it's warm and kind of stale, like if an otter was breathing into your mouth.

Because you bought the box, I'll take one for the team and I'll take the otters breath.

by d-bomba March 20, 2010