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Olympic Middle School (auburn wa)

ghetto ass school” in the auburn school district 🤣 but lowkey we honestly the best even thought its wild af. we got the wannabe gangsters , we got the wannabe potheads, mostly all the girls are straight up bitches 💀
“Damn Olympic Middle School (Auburn Wa) is wild”
by ohfuckimstoopid January 8, 2019
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Olympic tool

"Damn rossi, your an olympic tool "
by Sammmmthegreatest August 20, 2008
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Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016
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olympic skidmarks

1) skidding a car or bike around in circles to make the olympic logo

2) wiping one's buttocks on underwear in the logo of the olympics
I can see that you have olympic skidmarks
by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
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Olympic Rating Scale

The most twisted and curved rating scale ever, mainly used in the olympic events that happen every four years. Though it uses the basic one to ten rating system, it's extremely harsh and brutal. The breakdown is as follows:

10 - Mediocrity defined
9 - Extremely disappointing and bland
8 - Outright bad
7 - Piss-poor
6 - Absoluetely fucking terrible
5 - Abysmal beyond words
4 - Not even MADDONA would touch this shit.
3 - Hitler would tremble in fear at this Bob Saget sized abomination
2 - Macauly Culkin's character in The Good Son is sweet and innocent in comparison to this... well... thing.
1 - (Insert satanic phrase from the bible here)
Gigli scores a 3 out of 10 from the Olympic Rating Scale
by VGerX2001 August 23, 2004
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Olympic Fire

Requirements: You must have a fire crotch, a penis, and two legs.

If you meet these requirements, then light the Olympic Fire, and let the games begin!

The fire-crotched male places both legs on the woman's shoulders. He then sets his penis on top of the woman's head. The fire crotch symbolizes the Olympic torch, and the resulting position resembles the stage on which the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners stand.
Regina: "I didn't know the 2008 Summer Olympics were already underway!"

Roberta: "Why yes, haven't you heard? Mike "The Fire Crotch" won all three places and has regained the Olympic Fire!"

Regina: "Hmmm. Well I better catch the next Winter Olympics so I can watch the Women's Arctic Log Competition!"
by Jeremiah Z. April 11, 2007
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olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed
It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013
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