norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".
The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.
by zoepan December 07, 2004
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Norwegian Smokeshifter

The act of laying on your back and receiving a hand job from a woman while she farts in your face.
Dude, that chick spun around and gave me the best Norwegian Smokeshifter I’ve ever had!
by Rinkley Bawlzac November 16, 2019
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Norwegian Activity

Gay ass sex between two males
We were engaging in Norwegian Activity before the teacher walked in.
by Japanese Ladyboy November 30, 2020
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Norwegian Tight

Adjective used to describe a something that is uber hip or cool, by referencing the Norwegian Curling team's choice of stylish and popular uniform pants in the 2010 Olympic Games.
by LincolnParkGirl February 25, 2010
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Norwegian smoker

The act of farting under the covers and lifting said covers, thus wafting the noxious fumes in your partner's face. Used as an alternative to the dutch oven, it has a higher success rate due to the decreased amount of required effort.
My girlfriend pulled a norwegian smoker on me last night after having beans for dinner.
by Ingothold March 07, 2017
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Norwegian Nutcracker

When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.

No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."
by OzzyDoesThings January 13, 2021
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Norwegian Pirate

The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.

Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.
Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”

Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”
by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020
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