Nonce

The word 'nonce' is used to define a pedo such as Charlie Bassham, Adam Johnson.
Charlie was called a nonce after he molested a child
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a boy who obsesses over younger girls
Year 10 boy: look at her arse (year 8)
Other year 10:shutup u nonce
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Child; Please Do not touch me you nonce.
John Conteh; Lmao no.
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UK slang for pedophile or sex offender. Often appear in YouTube videos or on social media. More common in dark allies coated in graffiti. Don't really like to show their faces. Can prefer boys or girls.
Guy: hey kid, get in my van. i have candy
Kid: HELL NO YOU NONCE
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A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.
Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"
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Somebody who uses the reset button on Wreckfest.
That fucking nonce just reset as I was about to hit him.
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Nonce

A nonce is commonly someone who looks at 10 year-old children. They will often fake their age and identity to get into places like schools just to wank off to children while in lessons.

They often are very fat with heavy kankle that they blame on their acid reflux. They will hide in bushes especially when it is foggy and watch children play.

When the time comes to strike they will take the small children and kiss them claiming that they love them and would like them to be their girlfriend.

They commonly communicate on apps like facebook but will sometimes write letters to each other just so that nobody can track them.
Kenzie: "Do you see that dude hiding in that bush?"
Charlie: "Yeah, it's got that kind of fog lingering around it when a nonce is spying on children"
Harvey: "Oh yes, I used to know a nonce personally. Poor Declan is in prison now as far as I am aware. Sad times"
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