Schlong Pressure

The amount of pressure in your Schlong (Male Genitalia), this pressure decides the projectile speed of your ejaculation.

Jonathan: "Did you see William's Schlong Pressure yesterday? When he came it just ran down the side of his Schlong."
Thomas: "I saw that, on the other hand I had extreme pressure so when I came it exploded and flew everywhere!"

by xWhatDa December 5, 2022

Stupid pressure

This aint normal weed fam this is stupid pressure. This Gas will have u all the way on you ass, they say only cali shit can be considered Stupid Pressure.

I got that stupid pressure on deck if you need it.

by Nahmii November 30, 2018

pressure kickflip

A skateboarding flip trick similar to a kickflip. The difference is that there is no pop (ollie.) The trick is usually preformed coming out of a grind. The board essentially falls off of the object (ledge/etc.) and flips.

Popularized by such skaters as Rick Howard and Marc Johnson. And is not to be mistaken for a "pressure flip" which is an entirely different trick.

Did you see MJ's opener in Fully Flared? He did a grind on a bent over parking post with a pressure kickflip out.

by nocturnal March 3, 2008

Pair Pressure

When a girl has a great PAIR of tits that pressure you subconsciously into doing things to impress her.

I swear I wasn't going to smoke that night but when Jennifer gave me a cigarette I couldn't resist the Pair Pressure

by Kreyna April 24, 2017

pressure tank

Term coined in the fall of 2006, indigenous to the Southern California region. To receive a blow job while doing a keg stand. Cannot be released from keg stand until orgasm/climax has been achieved.

When Liz lost the bet, she had to give him a pressure tank at the next kegger

by MarkInMalibu May 12, 2007

pressure test

Fill a girls vagina, ass and mouth with a big cocks simultanously...

3 of us fucked this bitch and we gave her the pressure test

by the voyer August 17, 2003

pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.

1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009