Jared

Jared is laughter! He is like Noone, and definitely one of a kind! He's always looking for a good time, and never fails! He would use his very last of anything to help someone else succeed, or feel they matter. Jared is the most non judgemental person, he will leave you wanting more every time. Be careful, it's hard not to fall in love with Jared. He will understand all the mixed up parts of your soul, the darkest, lightest, and dustiest corners of your mind. He has those rock and roll eyes, and a heart of surprise.

Girl: Your nuts!
Jared: No, I'm Jared.

by LTrain91 June 2, 2021

Jared

Young, metrosexual man usually associated with sports such as Water Polo and Gymnastics. Has a perfect posture and excels at sport.

That guy is such a Jared!

by pseudonym12312 July 27, 2012

Jared

An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.

Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!

by squirt812 March 23, 2009

Jared

Someone who is a great daddy dom. Is funny, caring, sweet, dorky, a dweeb, etc. He will continuously keep you laughing. Makes you blush 1000x over. Will love you forever and keep you safe.

"Look at him, God i love Jared soooooo much!"

by DaddysLittlePrincess99 February 17, 2017

Jared

Jared is obsessed with bath bombs

Jared: Shit bath bombs taste good

by EvanHandSoap August 13, 2018

Jared

The smartass person in your group that gets all a's and has a high ego

George: The answer is actually .2, get your facts right

Cacey: Dont be such a Jared

by Jojomodojo November 22, 2016

Jared

Jared is a very outgoing person. He tries often to make people notice him and goes to great lengths to do so. On his off time, Jared usually finds himself sleeping or reading a book, or both at the same time. Jared works out often so its no surprise that he's a player.

Did you see that new kid Jared? He seems really smart but he's kinda loud..

by Napoleon Dynamight March 25, 2019