Windshield Wiper

Sticking a penis extremely far into a rectum, picking the other person up by way of penis, and moving them side to side in midair.

Friend 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Friend 2: We broke up. She wanted me to windshield wiper her too often.

by tymajors March 31, 2015

One wiper

A poo that only requires you to wipe once.

“I just had a one wiper”

by Bdbsbsb February 24, 2022

Wiper Rash

1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.

That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!

by Mikethego2guy September 12, 2023

40 wiper

A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.

I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015

wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 2, 2020