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nikolai fraiture

The most cutest, loveliest, sexiest, best bassist ever from the Strokes, with a daughter called Elysia, born in the summer of 2004. He is 6"2', cuts his own hair, and does not smoke. He is shy and that's what I love. I almost die because of his charm.
"We're pretty much taking all the songs that have worked the best in the past and we're using those and all of the new songs. In the short time that we've got to play them, we're trying to use what ones work the best." - Nikolai Fraiture
nikolai fraiture by MegguMe July 17, 2006
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Niklastastic 

adj. - Something of or relating to the act of pure and handsome awesomeness, stemming only from being similar to, or exactly like, Niklas.
Did you see that god walking down Rodeo Drive? He was Niklastastic!
Niklastastic by JetCruiser July 10, 2010

Nikola Tesla

In a phrase Nikola Tesla > Charlie Sheen, Nyan Cat, Chuck Norris, and any other so-called win people added, then raised exponentially to the power of a googolplex. This dude invented the polyphase alternating current system, fluorescent lighting, had OCD (especially with the number 3), caused an earthquake, might have invented a time travel machine but blueprints destroyed in lab fire, was the true inventor of radio, helped develop a necessary logic gate called an "AND" gate, and lots more. The best thing he did though, was invent the epic win Tesla Coil.
Nikola Tesla was far more influential on out lives than Edison, yet he gets only a paragraph, if any in textbooks. Nikola Tesla = WIN. And sadly he's dead and asexual. He's also somewhat hot.
Nikola Tesla by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011

nikolai belinski

A russian soldier who is a raging alcoholic. He can not get enough of that shit. Now give Nikolai his Goodman vodka or he'll rip of your arms and beat you to death with them.
I want my vodka as much as Nikolai Belinski!

nicolas trillby

The God of Trill. Always wears a Trilby.
"Hey bro, did you pick up those hoes last night?"
"Hell yeah I did, thank you Nicolas Trillby!"

or

"Hey what the hell I just got ripped off by my crack dealer!"
"I guess Nicolas Trillby doesn't want you to get high."
nicolas trillby by Nicolas Trillby November 2, 2013

Nicolas Cage 

An actor who is physically unable to show restraint when accepting film roles. The quality of the role is reflected in the length of his hair. A neat haircut will surely garner some sort of critical recognition (e.g. Leaving Las Vegas, Lord Of War, Adaptation) One of the few actors in Hollywood to get incrementally worse with each role. Also, he has a tendency to appear in odd publications such as Serbian textbooks and Civil War photographs. He is possibly inhuman, inflicting generations of unsuspecting movie goers for generations to come.
"Nicolas Cage is the finest actor of our generation". -Nicolas Cage, Academy Award speech 1995.

"I'm just glad he was never in the Godfather". -Francis Ford Coppola

"He was an absolute pleasure to work with, truly an extraordinary talent". -The Mop from The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Nicolas Cage by UncleJessC July 27, 2012
Nicolas is a wonderful person, full of love, laughs, smiles, muscles and more. He is great looking and pretty damn amazing. He is super nice, but sometimes thinks low of his self (which is not good) he is an amazing boyfriend, with an amazing personality. He is such a loveable person with eyes and smile that can melt your heart. he always find a way to make you happy. And anyone would be lucky to have him in their life!
I love you Nicolas, your a really great friend and boyfriend. Thank you!
Nicolas by It's Inevitable June 18, 2017