neck beard

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.

by Twat Wrinkle September 23, 2003

neck beard

1. A long beard that reaches to the owner’s chest; a beard that essentially hides the neck.
2. The wearer of a long beard.

A term used to describe the long facial hair of some eccentric engineers and computer scientists -- especially on university campuses in the 70s -- who are so buried in their scientific work that they simply neglect to shave for months or even years.

1. Dexter looks like a hermit with his neck beard.
2. Look at Wayne, he’s hanging out with the neck beards now.

by hybrid noisebloom April 20, 2010

Neck-Beard

A person who is highly intelligent, socially inept, and obviously spends too much time on the computer playing games like WoW or EVE, where he is a God-Amongst-Men. They are easily identified by their neck hair and clean shaved face, or a Neck Beard.

Wow, that Neck-Beard just sits in his room and plays EVE all day. And yet he still has A's in his classes. Fucking Neck-Beard.

by PKPNewbz July 5, 2009

Neckbeaver

Facial hair that only exists on the neck. Never groomed. Resembles a beaver hanging from the face.

Glad it's not hunting season, I'd shoot that neckbeaver right off his face.

by NeckBeaver March 3, 2011

Neckbearding

Jokingly- A general term for the many actions an IT professional must do at work.

Derogatory- The act of doing unnecessarily time consuming technical things on a computer for the sake of epeen, lack of better things to do, or for no meaningful contribution to society.

Person: What have you been doing all day?
Neckbeard: I've been neckbearding in Linux all day.

by Neckbeard2142 November 20, 2013

Neckbeerd

A remark made to Neck beards when speaking on subject of their favourite types of beer.

Typically a Neck Beards 'favourite' type of beer

I personally love Corona, its my favourite brew of beer.

Hm.. really? You told me last weak it was Neckbeerd...

by Sir_Scorn September 8, 2010

Neck Beard

A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.

That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.

by L-Town September 4, 2006