The little-known capital city of Nebraska. Contrary to popular belief, nobody rides cows or tractors to school. Although most of Nebraska is farming community, Lincoln and Omaha are not.
Most people in Lincoln are friendly. It's a great place to raise kids, they say. Shootings, stabbings, drugs, raves, and date rape all happen here, just like in any other place. The teenagers here dress the same as they do all over America. They talk about the same things, generally. They eat from the same fast-food chains. Music ranges from the popular music, such as on MTV, to country, to screamo, to gospel. Anything, really.
We are not a bunch of hicks, but there are some distinctly hick-like behaviors. In order to be considered wholesome and well-rounded, you must attend some sort of church. Generally, people are expected to attend St. Peters Catholic Church or the Lincoln Berean Church. There are other smaller churches. But if your family doesn't belong to a church, people may wonder about you.
The public schools here are heavily Christian. You may be required to sing Christian songs at school, or listen to missionaries. You may, at the Grande Movie Theater, by screamed at by a man waving a cross. He is known here as "Cross Guy". Nobody knows what his actual name is.
Also, to be considered wholesome, if you are a boy, you must get some sort of twisted pleasure out of hunting. Deer hunting, bird hunting, and squirrel hunting are all popular. If you don't hunt, other boys will think you're some sort of hippie freak who wants to join Greenpeace. I would know.
Our city was featured in the movie "Yes, Man", which was a surprise and delight to many of us. People cheered in the theater. It was a big moment for us.
Most people in Lincoln are friendly. It's a great place to raise kids, they say. Shootings, stabbings, drugs, raves, and date rape all happen here, just like in any other place. The teenagers here dress the same as they do all over America. They talk about the same things, generally. They eat from the same fast-food chains. Music ranges from the popular music, such as on MTV, to country, to screamo, to gospel. Anything, really.
We are not a bunch of hicks, but there are some distinctly hick-like behaviors. In order to be considered wholesome and well-rounded, you must attend some sort of church. Generally, people are expected to attend St. Peters Catholic Church or the Lincoln Berean Church. There are other smaller churches. But if your family doesn't belong to a church, people may wonder about you.
The public schools here are heavily Christian. You may be required to sing Christian songs at school, or listen to missionaries. You may, at the Grande Movie Theater, by screamed at by a man waving a cross. He is known here as "Cross Guy". Nobody knows what his actual name is.
Also, to be considered wholesome, if you are a boy, you must get some sort of twisted pleasure out of hunting. Deer hunting, bird hunting, and squirrel hunting are all popular. If you don't hunt, other boys will think you're some sort of hippie freak who wants to join Greenpeace. I would know.
Our city was featured in the movie "Yes, Man", which was a surprise and delight to many of us. People cheered in the theater. It was a big moment for us.
Lincoln Nebraska? You mean, like, people actually live in Nebraska and there aren't indians running around and stuff?
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A university on the eastern (and more populated) side of Nebraska. Mostly know for corn (the football team is literally named the Cornhuskers), but once you get past the Hicks the area has an incredibly diverse population
A university on the eastern (and more populated) side of Nebraska. Mostly know for corn (the football team is literally named the Cornhuskers), but once you get past the Hicks the area has an incredibly diverse population
P1: You go to the University of Nebraska? You must love football and shitty beer! What’s your major? Agriculture?
P2: Actually I’m a gender and women’s studies major and I think football- and you -can fuck off!
P2: Actually I’m a gender and women’s studies major and I think football- and you -can fuck off!
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The best state in the USA. So much fun to live in, there's always something to do. You may see people who say Nebraska is a horrible state to live in and it's nothing more than a bunch of hillbillies and corn, they're wrong. Iowa has more corn than Nebraska, so if you want to talk shit, you better know what you're talking about. People in Nebraska LOVE football. Nebraska Cornhuskers are wayyy better than Missourri's shit team and Chase Daniel (The crybaby who said, "Nebraska players spit on me." Like a little bitch and picks his nose and eats it..) 5 National titles and counting.
Bill: God, I hate driving through Nebraska..
John: Why?
Bill: It sucks and there's nothing there but corn.
John: (Punches in face) Go there and say that, then see what happens..
John: Why?
Bill: It sucks and there's nothing there but corn.
John: (Punches in face) Go there and say that, then see what happens..
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