dirty nostril

The dirty nostril is a technique derived in the 2000s which involves placing the scrotum directly over the nostrils of a young girl while subsequently sticking the shaft into her mouth. Then you must fart in her eyes making them water from the wind released from your balloon knot.

Last night I showed her the dirty nostril, she was stoked!

by UKBOY July 8, 2009

like a dragons nostril

The feeling you would get while trying to pass very spicy food the day after eating it

"Here Mick did you enjoy the vindaloo last night?" " yes ,but my asshole was like a dragons nostril this morning"

by spoofaRoof March 31, 2015

Sloppy Nostril

When you skeet in someones nose.

I didnt want this girl to smell my stanky ass, so i gave her a sloppy nostril.

by Dave Winks December 6, 2004

Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

Funny to use as an Interjection. Combination of a Blowjob a Nostril and a Sandwich

Joe: *stubs toe*
Bill: Are you ok?
Joe: Fuckin Blowjob Nostril Sandwich

by Some bMxERgUy January 4, 2010

poop nostril

when a nostril is filled with a large amount of poop mistaken for a brown booger

your poop nostril is over the edge today

by 324873294 December 1, 2006

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

Third Nostril

A hole in the septum (the cartilage divider between both halves of the nose) that can result from heavy cocaine use.

Ask Rob to show you his third nostril. He can put a rolled up kleenex in one side and pull it out the other, and floss it back and forth. It's nasty as shit.

by Buster the Cat May 3, 2011