norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".

The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.

by zoepan December 7, 2004

Norwegian Pirate

The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.

Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.

Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”

Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”

by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020

Norwegian Smokeshifter

The act of laying on your back and receiving a hand job from a woman while she farts in your face.

Dude, that chick spun around and gave me the best Norwegian Smokeshifter I’ve ever had!

by Rinkley Bawlzac November 15, 2019

Norwegian Activity

Gay ass sex between two males

We were engaging in Norwegian Activity before the teacher walked in.

by Japanese Ladyboy November 30, 2020

Norwegian Exchange

The Norwegian Army every winter invites the coolest American soldiers to train with them in cross country skiing and avoiding the yellow snow. Even if you miss the person, wearing a reindeer sweater won't bring them back any sooner.

I was going to give my friend a massage but then the Norwegian Exchange came along and gave me some hairy dude named Hans.

by humanvue March 3, 2011

Norwegian Tight

Adjective used to describe a something that is uber hip or cool, by referencing the Norwegian Curling team's choice of stylish and popular uniform pants in the 2010 Olympic Games.

Lindsey: Those new sunglasses are Norwegian tight.

by LincolnParkGirl February 25, 2010

Norwegian smoker

The act of farting under the covers and lifting said covers, thus wafting the noxious fumes in your partner's face. Used as an alternative to the dutch oven, it has a higher success rate due to the decreased amount of required effort.

My girlfriend pulled a norwegian smoker on me last night after having beans for dinner.

by Ingothold March 6, 2017