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cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".
fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!
by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024
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Unconditional Surrender

I accept your unconditional surrender! You can stop by my house tonight to bring me my money and give me the credit at your discretion.
Hym "I accept your unconditional surrender. You were a fool to let your children die to try and make yourself feel like you could tell me what to do. They died entirely because of you. It is entirely your fault. You and the media pundits that participated in the cover up. You should have ignored the retard and the charlatan. You have made yourselves and your country look stupid and no amount of Hilterian lie vomiting is going to change that. You have 24 hours to bring me my money and a doctor. You can give me the credit at your leisure or discretion."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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Surrender Monkey

A word for French people due to their great ability to surrender to the enemy
God damn Surrender monkeys and their cheese
by Anonymouslyhog August 14, 2024
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French Surrender

This is a Connect-4 move, which involves the Other Player sub-consciouly surrendering to the Player by letting them get 4 horizontal tokens in a row. This move is distinct from the Norwegian Pincer due to their only being one valid spot to place the winning token. Meaning that it is entirely possible for the Other Player to block it.
"Did they just french surrender" - Player
"Did I just french surrender" - Other (French) Player
by Jyenormous May 20, 2024
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Crimson surrender

When you are about to have sex with a girl who is on her period and you do not want to get blood on your erect penis. So you use her already bloody tampon as a dildo to fuck the shit out of her. Literally.
Oh shit you're on your period? Can we do a crimson surrender instead? Thanks babe you're the best!
by Uuuhhh1 December 1, 2021
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