neufed

A phrase used to describe one-upping a friend with a very trivial, and often unnecessary, correction; typically referencing statistics and other sports related facts; named after Kyler Neufer (alternative spellings Nuefer, Newfur, Neufter), former Division 3 Collegiate Athlete notorious for this one-upmanship behavior; popularized by NHL forward Josh Norris.

Craig: “Lebron is having a tremendous year, he’s averaging 33 points a game!”
Kyle: “Actually, its 33.2 points per game.”
Zac: “Damn Craig, you just got neufed!”

by handsNfeetRmangos July 14, 2022

Nerfect

Nearly perfect. You do something that is nearly perfect it's nerfect!!

You do something that is nearly perfect it's nerfect!!l

by Pamaulala August 19, 2024

Nerped

This word means you are something special, something fantastic. A meaningful person.

"This guy right here nerped"

by NEERUP January 7, 2026

Midwest Nerfer

having anal sex in a cancer shack with felons and a viking

Ryan loves being the midwest nerfer inbetween Talio and Ice9

by kanethemediorce January 26, 2011

Number Nerfect

Based off of the word number neighbor and it means someone who has the same phone number as you, besides the last two digits.

Gerg: Hey, Alrak, what’s your number?

Alrak: [phone]

Gerg: Hey! We’re number nerfects! Mine’s

(719): 558-9024.

by ChillJammyTheEpic August 10, 2019