napaj

The baddest bitch around. Tends to read even the unreadable but still has that gentle side.

"That boy napaj a trip"

by Suesue34 December 21, 2016

The Napalm

The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.

Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.

Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.

Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm

by N3wt May 12, 2011

Conversation Napalm

A scorched earth approach to obliterating someone's conversation that is not your own.
Interrupting a conversation and quickly dominating the topic, or changing it entirely.

Much like Conversation Hijack, but with a militant approach.

Jody and I were having a private conversation when Carol walked in, asked us what we were talking about, and then quickly changed the topic to something she was interested in - Obliterating our conversation with Conversation Napalm.

by WordSmithDave October 9, 2013

sexual napalm

1. Jessica Simpson
2. What Tiger Woods wishes his wife was.
3. A hot tasty biaatch who is insatiable in the sack.

CNN: It has been clarified by scientists that the massive fireball reported in the midwestern sky was just Jessica Simpson on a manhunt. She emitted almost radioactive levels of sexual napalm.

Dude 1: "Dude, I've been working out at the gym, taking Viagra, eating right; you know, like eating my veggies and stuff. But I still can't keep up with her.
Dude 2: "Dude, she must be like what you call sexual napalm!"
Dude 1: "Dude, I'm like gonna give her Tiger Woods' number"

by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010

NAPALMOWNED

An ownage, of biblical proportions.

Well, the use of Napalm over Vietnam, it's cruel, it was disgusting, but man, it was ownage.

by Napalm July 10, 2005

Napanese

A person of Black and Asian descent.

Woah, that Napanese dude is amazing at Basketball and Math!

by William J J T October 26, 2010

napalm death

Amazing grindcore band. One of the first of the kind. Have influenced many other bands.

death metal has brutal/sick lyrics. napalm death might not have brutal lyrics, but, like my friend says... Listening to them is like getting smashed in the face with a sledgehammer!

by brutalcal November 30, 2007