Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.
Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.
by Work Head December 1, 2018
Get the Mysterious Monkeymug. A shitty, greedy, and deceptive gambling RNG box website made by big-nosed, bigotted, assholes who told crappy influencers like Jake Paul, Ricegum, and Morgz with young audiences to lure in kids who are desperate to look cool with Yeezys, Supreme, and Gucci clothing to show off to their friends but instead end up maxing out their parents' cards and even if they end up getting shitty clothes in their boxes, nothing gets shipped and they end up paying 400$+ for stuff they won't even get.
Bob: Yooooo Dale just got Yeezy sneakers for a 100$ box in Mystery Brand!
John: Dale ain't getting shit! He's gonna be broke and disowned by his parents for using his mom's credit card!
John: Dale ain't getting shit! He's gonna be broke and disowned by his parents for using his mom's credit card!
by anonymous January 5, 2019
Get the Mystery Brandmug. That goo inside a girl's panties that can't be agreed upon of exactly what it's make up is or what origin it's from.
by Philbo satterbama November 8, 2020
Get the mystery smackmug. verb. to be mystery googling
to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.
to currently be using the website "mysterygoogle.com" and subsequently sending out certain information (i.e AIM screenname or phone number) in hopes of getting a reply from some random person and/or responding to others doing the same thing as you.
so the other night i was mystery googling, and i actually met someone cool who likes the same bands as me!
mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number
mystery googling might not be the best place to post your mobile number
by MKGggg December 23, 2009
Get the mystery googlingmug. by Anonymous July 23, 2003
Get the mystery meatmug. The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)
by IsraelHands09 December 24, 2010
Get the Mystery Blinkermug. The use of googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, the google-spawn that gives you four google search pages in one window, to open Mystery Google four times. Normally used in conjunction with acquiring awesome missions from people, or giving various missions in a short amount of time.
Tired of only getting one mission at a time, Dan decided to use Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGoogle and get four missions at once.
by TheTrueRonin November 29, 2009
Get the Mystery GoogleGoogleGoogleGooglemug.