Dude, you need to take a fucking shower. Your musty nuggets are stinking up the whole damn apartment!
by Bald Wookie January 4, 2009

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.
Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.
by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010

The word musty carlos is a term used by many native americans back in the 1800s to tell people if there penis smelled bad or not. For example Mary the Indian "ooka ooka musty duk tok furra penis." which translated means please get your smelly penis off of my leg. Another example is Andrew the indian "dikka furra lockta musty i mooka carlos." which translated means holy fuck is my penis smelly.
by ficklerfuck June 21, 2014

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by doughzah May 19, 2017

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple
Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks
Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
by Both of your dads March 6, 2014
