Musty Nuggets

Testicles that prespired to the point of having a musty, pungent odor. aka sweaty balls.

Dude, you need to take a fucking shower. Your musty nuggets are stinking up the whole damn apartment!

by Bald Wookie January 5, 2009

Musty stache

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.

Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.

by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010

musty carlos

The word musty carlos is a term used by many native americans back in the 1800s to tell people if there penis smelled bad or not. For example Mary the Indian "ooka ooka musty duk tok furra penis." which translated means please get your smelly penis off of my leg. Another example is Andrew the indian "dikka furra lockta musty i mooka carlos." which translated means holy fuck is my penis smelly.

musty carlos

by ficklerfuck June 21, 2014

mustied out

When your too drunk or high to cope with life

" i was mustied out yesterday"
"shes always mustied out"
" Lets get mustied out"

by doughzah May 11, 2017

Musty shower

When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone

Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower

by Emperor assperigus November 18, 2016

Musty Zoccali

A solo sexual act where a male makes a pizza (preferably with mozzarella cheese and lots of sauce) and uses the oil from the pizza as a lubricant, after he climaxes, he finishes all over the pizza and serves it to a large group of people.

"I was at Joe's party last night and he served us a good old Musty Zoccali"

by YaBoiShooterMcGavin February 15, 2015

Musty Dusty

Preferably someone who is dry and stinks

“Oh she a musty dusty hoe”

by dumbdadadumbdumb October 21, 2018