mason jacking

Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.

Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.

by Jackie Mason December 12, 2021

Mason Nunn

A food loving fridge monster. Constantly asks for surrons and to have a ‘swig’ of your newly bought drink. Begs for crumbs of anything. HE HATES VEGETABLES.

He is such a Mason Nunn, always asking me for stuff.

by ThomasGreen1 July 17, 2023

mason-job

a job of sorts to which one utilizes their “pleasure hand” to satisfy someone in the safety of an electrical closet

Mason: Hey guys. mason here. i’m now offering my famous “mason-jobs” 50 percent off. hmu if you down. Mason out!
Any logical person: gimme gimme

by Gregory McGraw October 31, 2023

Anti-Mason Party

The first third part in Amirican history established during the early 1800s roughly around time of Andrew Jackson's Administration. They were a group opposed to the Mason secret society that seemed to have a strong grip on American politics at the time. They died out quickly.

Don't blame me, I voted anti-mason.

by Ron_Thornbrash July 15, 2008

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015

Munson

Derived from the film "Kingpin" starring Woody Harrelson whose characters last name is Munson. Also mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song "Pennsylvania" the word describes someone who has everything going for them and when they reach the pinnacle of their success they do something that causes them to lose it all. Usually whatever makes that person lose it all is by a bad decision they have made driven by greed.

"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."

by xKILOx December 24, 2005

Mason High School

Wm. Mason High School is the birthplace of Duganism, a postmodern neo-antifoundationalist eschatalogic religion that serves to promote the ideals of "not for the left, not for the right, but rather above."

Tony: What did you say your religion was again?
Ben: I'm a Duganist
Sam: Oh, I see, he must be from Mason High School!

by JeffChaucer September 3, 2016