Monodimple

It's a single dimple on someone's face, usually on the cheek.

Tom Fletcher's famous dimple on his left cheek is a monodimple

by Chibi88 October 6, 2008

monobradmin

Bad admin of one's monobrow

'Dude, you need to get a grip of your monobradmin!'

by bobishungry October 1, 2012

Monocle Swap

The phrase "Monocle Swap" refers to a sexual act being performed by two distinguished and exceedingly classy/cultured individuals, of any gender combination. (male/female, female/female, and male/male monocle swaps are all possible.)

The act can be described as follows: Mid-coitus (in any variation/position) the two involved parties simply exchange eyewear (in this case, a monocle or two) in a gesture of extreme intimacy and respect for each other. This can be considered as the sexual equivalent of a hat-tip on excellent sexual performance and prowess.

It has even been documented that the act of monocle-swapping itself has lead to intense orgasms and the formulation of "Great American Novels" and speeches of note.

"I say! Last night's monocle swap with George was the finest I do believe I've ever had! Simply smashing"

"Really, old bean? Well, then. I shall bequeath my monocle onto Cynthia's face tonight... along with a little something extra!"

*mutual laughter and pipe smoking ensues*

by Funcommunist December 13, 2012

Mono-Nigga

A nigga who lives by himself in the woods and sells drugs to animals

Person1 - Yo Tyrone wtf do you do out here
Person2 - Sell that zibbly za to them sqwails
Person 1 - You damn Mono-Nigga

by Ziblicksom32 July 17, 2023

whiskey monocle

A device put in place shortly after achieving a buzz. Skews potential mate rating scale in favor of the person being viewed through the monocle.

Bar Guy 1: "Wow, I'd need serious beer goggles for her!"
Bar Guy 2: "Nah, If I put on my whiskey monocle and close one eye... she is totally doable."

by SteveTech October 15, 2008

Bi-monocle

Wearing a monocle on each eye to make it look like one is wearing glasses.

"Anyone can wear glasses...but it takes skill to manage wearing Bi-monocles."

by randymachomansavage11 July 22, 2012

Mono-molecular wire

TUNED standard issue equipment.2 microns thick, with a tensile strength of 2.4 tons, this wire is one cylindrical molecule, held togethor by the powerful covalent bonds between atoms.

mono-molecular wire is so thin it is practically invisible to the naked eye. if the wire was moving around 10 miles an hour it could easily go through anything. metal,cars,buildings.

by rockwell13 September 13, 2006