Baby Moses

When one poops in a toilet that is already full of toilet paper. The formation resembles the baby Moses floating down the Nile in his basket of reeds.
Brian made a Baby Moses when he took a dump, wiped himself, and then sat down to poop again.
by cg115 March 10, 2011
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Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.
Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!
by Wise Man November 20, 2003
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nose moses

A term for a girl who allows you to part your ballsack on her nose like the Red Sea - each testicle resting on either cheek.
"Yeah bro, parted my ballsack on my nose moses yesterday. Needless to say she didn't enjoy it."
by jc42069 November 21, 2017
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Moses Maneuver

This is a maneuver administered to somebody who is trapped in a conversation with somebody with a voluminous mouth and feels that he has no polite escape. Somebody else (acting as Moses) delivers him (the victim) from bondage by calling their cell phone. The victim will say something like “I really need to take this call”. If the maneuver is successful, the talker (perpetrator) will go away. Also, when the caller identifies himself as Moses, the victim will immediately know what has just happened.
Look! Kevin’s cornered by Sarah. I can tell by the look on his face that he wants “out” of the conversation. I’m going to call his cell and administer the Moses Maneuver.
by The RogueWave February 28, 2009
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Moses Fart

When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.
Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
by Filiosp April 14, 2020
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Drop a moses

When you take a dump so large, that the water in the toilet parts.
Holy shit, dude, I just had to drop a moses and the water splashed out.
by TonyS DanzaS August 26, 2006
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Holy Moses

A phrase used as an exclamation of surprise
Steven: Holy cow that cow is big

Gab: Holy Moses your right!
by Parnelli May 30, 2018
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