Alistair Morrison

gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin

dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt

leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)

by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 7, 2017

Morris County School of Technology

A private-public vocational school in Denville, New Jersey. MCST students are some of the brightest, most gifted students in Morris County. A high school that is on par with any prep school in the area, both in terms of quality of learning and respectability, MCST is one of the greatest hidden gems of Morris County. Offering academies in Health Care Sciences, Business and International Finance, Culinary Arts, Visual and Performing Arts, Networking, Child Care and satellite branches in Law & Public Safety and Math, Science and Engineering, MCST has something for everyone.

Morris County School of Technology,

The Morris County Vocational School District, the source for state-of-the art professional and technical education, will provide all students with academic and technical skills, civic responsibility and exploration in partnerships with business, labor, industry and post-secondary institutions.

by SchoolReview123 November 3, 2010

Rigor Mortis

Rigor Mortis happens about 3-6 hours after death. It starts in the head, and goes down to the feet. It begins to leave through the feet and exits through the head. This has nothing to do with blood. That is post mortem lividty. Rigor mortis occurs as a result of a chemical change in the muscles of the decedent, causing them to become very stiff and difficult to manipulate.

Also, this has nothing to do with erections that is called a "priapism".

Because this person has been dead for 13 hours, rigor mortis has set in, and I am having trouble moving them.

by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007

Morris Marina

The Morris Marina was a car produced by British Leyland from 1971 to 1980. It was restyled by Italdesign and renamed the Ital which gave the car a further 4 years of life. The cars were basically good cars, mechanically similar to the iconic Morris Minor but with the addition of the 1.8 B Series engine, the cars were available with 4 door saloon body, 2 door Coupe and 5 door estate and a panel van was also available. The coupe spawned the rare Mumford convertible, the coupe was also the body style which was the cooking TC version which had the MGB's engine and carburettors and was actually superior to the MGB in many ways. It was the bolshie and beligerant shop stewards of the 1970's which destroyed the reputation of this car because his workforce wern't interest in building them which lead to variable build quality, it has been said that the ones that are still with us are the ones built by scabs, cos they were the only ones with any dilligence!

The Morris Marina was one fine looking car ruined by the mismanagement and idiotic behaviour of a workforce who couldn't have given a shit, and we wonder why Rover is finished??

by A soppy old duffer October 26, 2005

Morisset

Morisset high is home to bomb threats, rapes, stabbings, fires and druggy's. There are the loosest vaginas and most STD invaded sluts in Australia (most probably the entire world) in Morisset.

Girls have so much sex that their vaginas are crusty and dead;

"I walked past this girl from Morisset and I could smell her dead cunt an hour after she walked past"

by Jesus Jefferson August 23, 2011

Devyn Morris

devyn is fake with fake friends. It's just that he is to blind to see it...

Oh lord there goes devyn morris the "man"

by halo lowis May 16, 2022

Morrisville, Pa

this is a small town in lower buskc county in pensylvania.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Morrisville, Pa
Person 1: Where?
Person 2: its across the bridge from Trenton, NJ

by Tyler Quill May 1, 2008