Monissa

A loving girl that will never stop being your friend. A friend that will always be there when your sad or depressed or even mad. She be there for your breaks ups and the begins. The only thing you can’t do is hurt her. After she’s hurt she’s not her self around you anymore.

I don’t know monissa

by The real person to say this September 30, 2019

Merissa

Merissa is an extremely cute and a nerdy girl. She likes to read a lot of books. She is so beautiful and every guy falls for her. She isn’t aware of her beauty which makes her even cuter. She’s funny and has the most adorable smile and laugh. She is also very sarcastic at times. She is amazing .she is very smart and hard-working which is really attractive

Merissa is just soo idk what to say

by smartbrainiac23 March 18, 2021

dirty marissa

When hot sauce is poured on your vagina then someone eats you out.

John always pulls a dirty marissa when he is with Susan.

by freakystuff436 December 22, 2010

Morissettian irony

Something that is ironic only by virtue of the fact that it is considered ironic when it is in fact, not; when an event is in fact a coincidence but instead is passed off as irony.

The fact that it rained on your wedding day is Morissettian irony, because you thought it was ironic, but it really wasn't.

by RehabbedMacAddict July 15, 2006

Alanis Morissette

The greatest female singer ever!!!

I like the way Alanis morissette plays the harmonica and sings.

by 3plus3equal6 August 7, 2007

Marissa

A girl whose beautiful and she has the best looking eyes and she has the best smile her breathe always smells amazing her teeth are so bright that it blinds the world she is a keeper and she won’t ever hurt you and if she does she will do anything to make it up she is a girl who makes other guys have their jaw on the floor she has the heart of gold and she has the mind of Albert Einstein she is the most perfect girl in the whole world and no one would ask for a different girl because she is so good to you she makes you feel like a teenager in love again she makes you feel like a kid when they get a piece of candy from the store she has the vocabulary of Shakespeare and she has the voice like Martin Luther king and she will always make you smile even through the shitty times and she will make you feel warm inside when she tells you that she loves you no one else is better then marissa ....

Josh: dude marissa is so fine

Derick: that’s my girlfriend bruh ....she is hot as fuck tho

by Derick v October 19, 2018

Marissa

The pretty witch, daughter of darkness, mother of all demons, and queen of the damned. Succubus named Lilith who is Ananaki. She is untamable, unruly and wife of the leader of the lawless ones. If you make a deal with the devil and seal it with a kiss you will forever be hers.

You don't know love until you have made a deal with Marissa, then you're forever and never hers.

by ShawnNPhx69 July 22, 2015