by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 13, 2003
man + boobs = moobs
when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest
people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
by ale-ale-jandro August 25, 2011
Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.
At the doctors.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
by Jimmy 4 life! December 31, 2018
by Neikiva June 05, 2007
by Anissa Pinedo August 19, 2007
Excess breast tissue grown in males leading to the appearance of large breasts. Two known causes: fat, and an actual hormone imbalance medically referred to as Gynecomastia. Corrective surgery may be the best and only treatment option for the second.
by Bruce Almighty November 07, 2007
by queen of mexico April 08, 2003