Ass monkey

A guy who is very hairy and typically likes to fart. He sometimes even throws his shit at you for fun. This is a great insult if you are mad at a particular someone.

Oh fuck you, you ass monkey

by Donnie Trump42020 June 6, 2018

Ass Monkey

A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass

Your an ass monkey

by Skanky sammington November 21, 2019

ass-monkey

a monkey with an ass

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb

by Stinky Cheeks April 3, 2021

ass monkey

i want to break up with you.

you ass monkey

by johnny dame February 3, 2022

ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018