monks

a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.

E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"

E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"

by I L Evans August 20, 2007

monked

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

by Gargoyle! July 31, 2008

monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011

monk

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.

"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"

by Dr Fox May 27, 2007

MONK

Pussy, vagina, whatever other words are used to describe this area of the female body

Wow! She is so hot I would eat her monk.

by P-Feezy October 3, 2003

monk

-verb (used without object)

1. to defecate in a common area without provocation

The drunken, boisterous roommate shamelessly monked in the TV room.

by wooplight February 28, 2007

Monk

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".

by Joe Blowe June 30, 2006