by NandosKnight November 11, 2013
Doing a Danny Monday is when you acquire something perfectly good and totally ruin it almost instantly.
This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
This can be achieved by seizing engines, letting wiring set on fire, painting green, excessive lowering, leaving the bonnet open and driving, not putting coolant hoses on properly, painting red, being bald etc.
by jxc12379564 January 14, 2012
A hard worker, a visionary, a very dedicated person or a group of people with a dream that are willing to work hard to achieve it. Monday is the most unliked day of the week yet the 'Monday Dreamer's' favourite day as that's when working towards your goals and dreams starts.
Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.
Monday dreamers are usually very ambitious, passionate about their aspirations and successful in business.
"I'm a Monday Dreamer"
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."
"He is working so hard to make his business successful, he's such a Monday dreamer"
"Their clothing brand is doing so well! They're such Monday Dreamers."
by 5mc2.lab January 03, 2022
a black eye.
Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."
"None."
by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA February 25, 2012
Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d
Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022
The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.
Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."
Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."
Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?
Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.
Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.
by Several Credible Sources December 10, 2013
Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.
"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."
by RAW84 April 03, 2006