"Ewww of all projects Mrs. Saggytitties dissecting a FROG!!"
"Yes and you just gonna have to frickin deaLLLLLLL with ITTTT"
"why is it so moist?"
WHOLE CLASS-"AAAAAHHHGGGGGGGG"
(everyone is just running everywhere and passing out and ripping their heads off)
news reporter-"hear at Bikini Bottom Middle School many kids are going oof and being sent to the hospital because of the word moist for all the families of the victims of this attack we understand your lives will never be the same so might as well send you all the bag of penises I got from my mother for my birthday I've been trying to get rid of enjoy :) and we wish you all the best"
"Yes and you just gonna have to frickin deaLLLLLLL with ITTTT"
"why is it so moist?"
WHOLE CLASS-"AAAAAHHHGGGGGGGG"
(everyone is just running everywhere and passing out and ripping their heads off)
news reporter-"hear at Bikini Bottom Middle School many kids are going oof and being sent to the hospital because of the word moist for all the families of the victims of this attack we understand your lives will never be the same so might as well send you all the bag of penises I got from my mother for my birthday I've been trying to get rid of enjoy :) and we wish you all the best"
by noneyabeeezzzwaxxx April 29, 2019
Get the moistmug. Moist can be used in place of "most" in certain situations. When used, it is intended to reference the moisture that accumulates in the vagina. However, it can also be used whenever the hell you feel like using it because fuck logic!
You have the moist incredible vagina Brittany!
Aquaman was the Moist exciting movie I've seen in a long, long time.
I almoist forgot the moist important ingredient in the super moist cake mix, eggs!
Aquaman was the Moist exciting movie I've seen in a long, long time.
I almoist forgot the moist important ingredient in the super moist cake mix, eggs!
by Christian Writer January 16, 2019
Get the Moistmug. good; used when describing your feelings about a person, place, or thing in a positive light. A funny definition of good.
My car is really moist., Wow! Your girlfriend is really moist., That movie was incredibly moist., (first guy)Hey dude, how ya' hangin'? (second guy) Still moist, man., (First chick) How was your date last night girlfriend? (second chick) He was sooo moist!
by Greg Stanforth, first used "moist" as "good" in 1982 July 24, 2008
Get the moistmug. When you are out trying to have a good time and begin to think about the suckiness of relationships and men in general and it starts getting you down. Moist is a code word to remind a friend to snap out of it
"Lets go drink some beer and dance guys!"
" No Im thinking of that fucker from last weekend who never called! "
STOP BEING MOIST and get yo freak on
" No Im thinking of that fucker from last weekend who never called! "
STOP BEING MOIST and get yo freak on
by I just wanna dance October 30, 2009
Get the Moistmug. by Hele March 17, 2005
Get the the moistmug. as my wood grew it became evident that she was moist from the noise her minge was making, and the dripping down her leg
by chap your lady October 23, 2003
Get the moistmug.