Colin Mochrie

A Scottish-Canadian comedian who appears in almost every animutation.

In one animutation, Colin Mochrie had an epic battle against Jesus H Christ, who later turned out to be Mike Brasy from the Brady Bunch.

by Fifi McFeef October 21, 2007

king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008

mohymin

the king
in many Carrabian terms

Mohymin decided to rise tax

by carlito1113 April 7, 2008

Mocha Facelift

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.

I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.

by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009

mocha railway

multiple males having ass sex, all in a straight line

Guy 1: Dude, how was your trip to Sacramento?
Guy 2: It was good until i walked in on a mocha railway.

by DADDY69 December 4, 2009

Mochter

(n.) Scottish slang: Someone who is repulsive in both looks and dress sense. Expresses complete disgust in a person.

"Oh my holy f*ck, check the state of that mochter."

by ifjanat January 21, 2012

mockytosis

A state of being in which the individual is entirely doused in filth or mock.

You have so much mockytosis that you caused the black plague.

by iamjackdoe July 1, 2019