minimum viable product

Minimum Viable Product (MVP) is the absolute shittiest possible product that can be passed off as a success to an unwitting customer. See any new product or feature out of Silicon Valley tech companies.

The minimum viable product is any new feature from companies like Facebook, Google, Apple.... That works just enough to gain revenue for the company, while pissing off a large part of their customer base. Don't worry they're working on a patch or update for that.....

by foobar767 May 8, 2014

To Put On Minimum Wage

The act of demoting one's social status, esteem, or general ability to do anything. To remove rank, rights, or stature.
To make inferior.

The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.

To Put On Minimum Wage (Inanimate object):

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"

The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"

The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"

To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):

B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"

by Smasher316 November 11, 2011

minimum wage

A way for the upper class to keep people poor enough that they won't fulfill their dreams, while still giving them enough money to stay alive long enough to continue the cycle. There are ways to escape the purgatory that a minimum wage job entails, but most wage-slaves are too disillusioned by their meager station in life to take any serious action to improve it. The constant stream of bourgouise propaganda has convinced those on the rusty lower rung of the economic ladder that they don't deserve it anyway.

I started my new job last week, and my manager decided to fuck me in the ass while I washed the dishes, just to assert his dominance over me.
Oh, you must be working minimum wage. Don't worry, your manager takes oxies and jerks off to the music video for G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga to fall asleep at night because he's been working there for half his life and only makes 50 cents more than you per hour.
I guess that's just what's in the cards for me because I am a nobody and I deserve nothing. I have made friends with my depression, and have irredeemably ruined my body, my future and my interpersonal relationships because I lack a fear of death. By the way, if you come in during my shift I'll give you my 50% discount. Golly-gee I love working minimum wage.

by Hankuranium November 4, 2019

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

minimum wagin

To work for minimum wage.

I couldn't find a good job, so I'll probably just be minimum wagin this summer.

by Shawn O. May 25, 2007

Maximum Hug

The epitome of hugs only given at special moments. Best given immediately and do not put this on hold for long time.

Girl: Aww, I like you. I'm going to give you a maximum hug, but later.
Boy: :(

by Jimtheperv August 20, 2007

minimum wage

(noun) The lowest possible amount/wage an employer can legally get by with paying their employees.

"What can I say?" Nikki pondered out loud, "Every job I've ever had would only pay me minimum wage. Sheeeet, I was born to lose, homie".

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021