Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021

I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate your life

Person 1 - “I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE”

by The most special special January 24, 2025

Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Saucy miser

Something I call my friends

You are such a saucy miser

by The Orself January 3, 2019

Les Miserables

Se mataron a Palestina Libre.

Linda Sarsour, "Solo uso hijab para que no sea otra mujer blanca de Nueva York", es la primera de morir.

Los primeros en morir son los que quieren "racializar" Europa del Sur (Palestīnā, India).

Ellos no saben nada sobre la cultura americana; ellos son fraudes y agentes extranjeros trabajando para Palestina Libre y India. Su bot Gemini me dió que El FBI, Census, Mainstream media, y Smithsonian no son correctos, y hay que escuchar solo a Palestina Libre.

En Les Miserables, se mataron a Palestina Libre.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 22, 2024

cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 27, 2024

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016