Methamatician

A purveyor of methmatics, usually having a PhD in math or physics. Usually a high school chemistry teacher.

Dayum, Mr Harder one gangsta ass nyukkah. He be doin' dem methmatics all day. He be one hella methamatician nigga.

by The Big Dies October 4, 2010

Methmatician

Someone who uses meth. A tweaker

That guy is obviously a methmatician.

by 406Brand January 9, 2019

Methmatician

A person who does their Meth financial accounts

That meth-head isn't broke from their habit coz their math is good, deadset Methmatician!

by anonymous July 9, 2021

Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.

Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"

by Saturos60 September 2, 2023

mythematics

The use of made-up or exaggerated statistics or facts to support an argument.

"It's a fact that 75% of immigrants are claiming benefits".

"Where are you getting this information from? You're making it up, it's just mythematics, hyperbole or just a lie".

by Statt0 April 30, 2014

Mathmaticals

This is the word that properly describes math because I say so. This was approved by Morgan Freeman saying, "It brings to life how math is. Absolute hell. If only that kid did not eat so many burritos that he farted us back in time."

We must take a moment to look at this mathmaticals, because one mathmatical plus another mathmatical equals a failing grade.

by J.M Freeman November 1, 2017

mathematics major

A synonym for unemployment

A: I'm a mathematics major and I'm unemployed.

B: You don't need to say that twice.

by CykaIvanBoris November 17, 2017