When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.
*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 03, 2020
a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019
The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.
"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"
Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"
by HotDogPants September 21, 2018
by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 23, 2016
the level of "gong" in occurence at a give time. Related to the term gong show, which is used as a synonym for fubar, shit show, clusterfuck, or any kind of out of control, chaotic situation.
Person 1: "Man, this is ridiculous. Everyone's running around like chickens with their heads cut off."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'd say the gong meter is full."
by moonunitenar May 04, 2010
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 09, 2023
when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter
by fat195pndr April 15, 2011