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Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020
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bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019
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Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).
"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
mugGet the Meter Readermug.

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.
Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.
by hrunke May 24, 2021
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Comparo-meter

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.
She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.
by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018
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Bro-Meter

A meter specifically designed to see how many 'bros' someone can say over a 10 week period.
Let's check the Bro-meter, shall we?
by QQQQQddddaaaaaaaad July 22, 2016
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smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.
right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.
by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017
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