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mermaid purse

"Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"
by monroe1962 May 25, 2009
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mermaid nutshot

A circumstance or outcome with a very low probability of taking.
Chad: Just snag a green card and chill w/ me bro.
Abraham: That's a fucking mermaid nutshot, Chad.
by bathroomwriter June 30, 2021
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Mermaid Pussy

A Pussy That Is So Beautiful And Wet , Stays Wet All The Time ☺️ Makes You Fall In A Deep Love Trance ❤️ So Magical You Wonder If It’s Real 🤔
Man This Girl I Been Messing Around With Has Some Mermaid Pussy . I’m Really Feeling Her But I’m Not Sure If She Feels The Same “
by Asher_21 November 8, 2017
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Mermaid Kiss

When the toilet water splash from your solid turd reaches the appropriate height to spritz your ass.
Dude, they just cleaned the port-a-shitters so there was no dookie to cushion my turd, and I got an epic mermaid kiss.
by blink1371_69 December 13, 2012
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Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
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Mermaid Effect

When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.
The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.
by In honor of Steven Wright April 25, 2012
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mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts
damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!
by Nick Garves May 29, 2011
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